guvermint 

government, state, authority, those in charge

The guvermint is coming...The guvernmint is coming...

guvermint by Female Unabomber April 26, 2011

guvermint 

government, authority, that thing in charge

The guvermint is coming..The guvermint is coming...

guvermint by Female Unabomber April 26, 2011

guvermint 

government, authority

"Brandine, come quick, the guvermint is cummin! The guvermint is cummin! Cletus hollered.

guvermint by Female Unabomber May 2, 2011

Gubbermint 

Stupid, slack-jawed government

Farmer: Mah crops ain't workin no mo anymo! Stoopid gubbermint!

Gubbermint by Ajbdtc826 July 7, 2010

Goverment

A group of people that Continuously make some of the most stupid ass laws in the United States. A bunch of mentally handy cap people that are paid way to much.

refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time

Alabama goverment laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.

Goverment by lord penis poo poo February 29, 2012

Goverment

A corporation

History is a lie
Religion is a control system
Money is a hoax
Debt is fiction
Goverment is a corporation
The system is a lie

Goverment by P0S1D3N October 11, 2016

Goverment

Incorrect spelling of the word Government

Person 1: I don't like the goverment
Person 2: You spelled government wrong
Person 1: We are talking though

Goverment by Kyler Lacy May 11, 2021