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guvermint by Female Unabomber April 26, 2011
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Goverment
A group of people that Continuously make some of the most stupid ass laws in the United States. A bunch of mentally handy cap people that are paid way to much.
refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time
refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time
Alabama goverment laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
Goverment by lord penis poo poo February 29, 2012
Goverment
Person 1: I don't like the goverment
Person 2: You spelled government wrong
Person 1: We are talking though
Person 2: You spelled government wrong
Person 1: We are talking though
Goverment by Kyler Lacy May 11, 2021
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