guariglia

very very large penis

My boss Bob has a very large guariglia!!

by Junebe June 28, 2006

Guariglia

a. Petite
b. lacking girth
c. exceptionally small

Last night I found out my new boyfriend unfortunately has a Guariglia penis. Now I have to dump him.

by egobruiser December 21, 2009

Gariglio

Aka gorilla hoe refers to a girl that is broad shouldered, husky like a gorilla, covered in cellulite, may have be born a man or a gorilla (yet to be determined), she has nappy blonde hair, with really small breast. She is almost 30yrs old (still refers to herself as a princess) and feeds on other women's sloppy seconds, even as young as 19yrs old. Some say fucking her is like putting your dick in a bounce house, can't feel shit cuz there is so much room. She is desperate to find a guy that doesn't have to get piss ass drunk and blind fold himself to fuck her. She will suck and fuck any guy who would even let her. Be aware she probably carries more STDs than a plane that carries the entire carry-on luggage. She is the ultimate rebound girl. She is so ugly, fat and nasty, that once the rebound cycle has occurred, the guy will then realize that nothing is as bad as fucking a cottage cheese looking cutter butt gorilla hoe.

Man: I realized something important!

Other man: what?

Man: Nothing is as bad as that Gariglio that I hooked up with after I broke up with my girl.

Other man: GARIGLIO? You didn't bro!!! Ah fuckin' NASTY!! You probably should get checked out. I would rather have a really gorilla suck my dick rather that that Gorilla Hoe Gariglio.

by 1DisturbedWitness November 14, 2009

Mrs. Guagliardo

Really ugly, old, white-grandma that shouldn’t be teaching because she is racist and slow. She waddles around.

Boy: Man i have Mrs. Guagliardo this year.
Girl: Damn that must suck you probably would have bryan the really gay kid in your class.

by Dumb B!itch June 6, 2022

guangliang

The hottest man alive. He puts all rafflesians to shame. His masculinity makes women swoon and men tremble. Bow down when you hear his mighty name. Also known as a religion.

Woah? You’re a guangliangist too?

by hipmaniac March 9, 2018

Gurillia Death Mask

To fart in someones mouth and then shit in it aswell

Sit on your face and give you a Gurillia Death Mask

by Waddi October 25, 2009

Guarilla

A Ukrainian who lives in Ukraine during the military aggression by the Russian Federation, being in or near the occupied territory. It can be a person with a pronounced Ukrainian position, who is ready to go into battle unarmed in order to stop the enemy, live and work despite shelling and bombing, and is engaged in humanitarian aid voluntarily and free of charge.

- Did you see how in Ukraine a man stopped a tank with his hands?
- Yes, he is Guarilla

by Nicky_blonde May 13, 2022