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To be absolutely versatile and slam birds.
Hey Rick your so Gruncky
I know I banged that octupoose last night.
Gruncky by poop bhvf ghutc April 1, 2021
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Grunskyism 

The term used to describe someone who has the innate ability to topple a bandwagon that previously had a great deal of momentum behind it. In other words, a bandwagon jumper who causes the team to lose or the bandwagon to crash.
Brock Lesnar became UFC champion after four fights. After a successful title defense, he gained one too many fans - the one with Grunskyism came on board. Brock immediately lost the belt and hasn't been seen in the UFC since.

The Vancouver Canucks were having an amazing playoff run. They seemed unstoppable and made it to the Stanley Cup Finals.. Then that guy hopped on the Canucks bandwagon. He has Grunskyism and within a week, the Canucks fell apart, lost the finals, and Vancouver rioted. Grunskyism.
Grunskyism by G-ism October 20, 2011
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Grunckle 

A great uncle. A great one.
Steven was the best grunckle in Texas.
Grunckle by sdogm July 11, 2018
Grunky is when something is stinky and stupid and dumb and smelly
person 1: wow those sewers are so grunky
Grunky by sasukeisverycool March 2, 2022
How you feel after a fat nut
"Im GrUnKy AfTeR lAsT nIgHtS nUt"
Grunky by DADDY SKWOMP May 20, 2019
the feeling you get waking up after camping; or waking up after a particularly long hard night of partying. commonly known to be caused by lack of sleep.
Steve: mahnn i feel so grucky today!, i bet it was that vodka.
Grucky by veevla October 8, 2008
He sounded grunchy in his complaint.
grunchy by Mary G August 4, 2006
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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