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grunching 

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.
Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.
grunching by sgrrman February 16, 2008
When someone takes something without asking, whether it be physical or virtual.
"That rat bastard grushkined my Nintendo switch again
Grushkin by Bigger Stinky November 12, 2019

grinchfinger 

An extremely long and particularly impressive bud of marijuana, referencing the green fuzzy quality of Dr. Suess' "The Grinch".
"When it was time to load the bong, he broke out that grinchfinger."

"Man, that plant was so beautiful, it had grinchfingers sprouting all over the place."

"Did you see that grinchfinger in High Times last month; sweet."
(Noun) The skin between your testicles and your anus.
I love to powder my grunskin after shaving. Rub the Grunskin and make a wish.
Grunskin by jhoff194 July 13, 2010
The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"

Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.
*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."

"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."

"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"

"You're still wrong."
Grunchie by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009

Grunking 

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.
We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.
Grunking by Dave March 11, 2004