grumpty

Like a numpty but grumpy. Regional variations include 'Perksy'

cheer up you grumpty

by John July 17, 2003

Grumpty

Grumpty is a state of mind combining an interal grumpiness with an external civility. The act of remaining civil while being grumpy.

I was grumpty when reviewing documents that lacked detail by experts who should have known better and providing revisions in a civil tone.

by Tempest001 August 8, 2025

Dropped a Grumpy

Dropped a turd; passed your bowels

The party was raucous. So many stoned people! Somebody even "Dropped a Grumpy" on the bed!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 20, 2022

rip a grumpy

to take a shit

a soon as i finished my coffee iran to the bathroom to rip a grumpy

by havalaf October 5, 2009

Grumpy bomb

Dropping explosive negativity on an otherwise neutral or positive conversation.

We were sitting around the table having a nice conversation about all the great movies out right now when Leila came in the kitchen and dropped a grumpy bomb on us.

by AYYFRON January 17, 2011

dropping a grumpy

A polite way of saying that you’re shitting a massive turd. One of which causes you to make an angry face.

After eating that second helping on taco Tuesday, Jeff was in the bathroom for a good hour dropping a grumpy.

by anonymous July 1, 2021

grumptard

A grumpy and retarded person

Channa says Peter is a grumptard all the time

by PitaBread January 20, 2008