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A real grumpy boss. You're welcome, Adele.
Jemima: "My boss is so mad today. She called me numbnuts like 4 times."

Aaron: "Sounds like you have a real grumbloss on your hands."
Grumbloss by Wow_Just_Wow June 7, 2018
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Sgt. Grumbles 

A ranking officer in the Bear Military, primarily known for his role in the "Grumbles Massacre", where he allowed his unit to come under heavy attack by the rebel Lion Forces resulting in their complete slaughter. At the time, Sgt. Grumbles had found a cache of honey and had consumed it all.
"Sgt. Grumbles! Launch the counter-offensive! Sgt. Gruuuuummbles!"

Grumblers 

Women or girls that have an unusual method of talking whereby the spoken words start in a normal clear voice and then are rolled to the back of the throat allowing a steady rumble or raspy sound to take over the words as if she were running out of air.
The trend is spreading accross the country much the way Valley girl speak did in the 1980's. You can hear grumblers on the radio, tv and the worst, is in person.
Grumblers by Gad Noble October 21, 2010

Tummy Grumbles 

A word the new girl uses to describe her hunger during a presentation.
Girl this water helps with my tummy grumbles!”
Tummy Grumbles by Pax stax cashx February 19, 2019

Dirty Grumbles 

Sucking dick from below while person on top is hovering over your chest, while shitting or rubbing shit on your nipples
I wanted a raise, so I gave the boss a proper dirty grumbles
Dirty Grumbles by Chrometitty October 27, 2021

grumblies 

1. extreme or excessive hunger
2. the continuous production of loud grumbling noises eminating from the stomach region, as a result of hunger
Tommy and I had the grumblies so we went to the Caribbean Grill for lunch.
grumblies by Jimbo April 10, 2003

Grumblish 

(Noun): A language developed in the early 21st century using grunts, giggles, and other wordless, tonal nuances to vaguely communicate between two humans. Most commonly used by Stoners and persons with an aggravated loss of speech.
"Hmfgrmbiliction" said that dude in the living room speaking Grumblish.
Grumblish by veator January 9, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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