Any corpulant old man who grunts loudely in public showers, lockerooms and bathrooms. Although not a necesity, the grumblejack'
s body is usually covered in a think mat of greying
hair, and on occasion a
mid-sized
bling blingaround the neck. Commen pastimes of the grumbljack include grunting loudely in public showers and bathrooms, and walking around
naked in lockerrooms, especially in the suana when there are small boys present. The Grumblejack is known for his heavenly scent, which can often be used to lure unwary travelers into hearing range of the loud grunts and grumbles.
"Hey timmy, what's that spledid odor wafting towards use from that
shower stall?" "I
don't know billy, lets take our cloths off and
go find out" "Grunnntt grumble grumble grunnntttt"