1. UMPH - (expression): stated to express one's horniness or excitement, usually over the opposite sex

2. verb - to have sex with

3. noun - sounds made by either partner during sexual intercourse

A misspelling of the word "hump."
"UMPH!! A hot chick is coming our way!!"

"I wanna umph her so badly!!"
by UMPHER123 June 07, 2009
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A sound you make when someone says something or is talking about something you don't really care about. Also the sound you would make when you see someone you don't like.
UMPH bitch I don't really care.

UMPH here this bitch come 🙄
by TheyScreamForMeechie December 28, 2018
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the characteristic in a person which makes you want to throw them on the bed and do all sorts of nasty things to them
I think that I will sleep with Tom tonight, he's just got that umph.
by Amanda Fuoco July 07, 2005
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1. the groaning sound you make when you try to push your shit or a fart out from you butt.

2. Having a nice juicy shit

3. A squat toilet
1. Dennis: umph umph

Ronald: What's wrong?

Dennis: I think i've got constipation... I'm literally

groaning.

2. Nicholas: Dad, what are you doing in the bathroom?

Dad : I'm doing an umph umph.

3. Donald used the umph umph just now. It looked like he had diarrhea.
by KnowItAll6002 May 18, 2010
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strange sound uttered by raffiki looking beastly individuals during extreme physical or mental activity, or while consuming large amounts of Taco Bell, or while doing nothing
Yo man, sean was umphing all over my house the other day
by Seans a loser March 27, 2003
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That feeling you get the instant you realized that you made a mistake.
I experience an instant nano-umph when I realized I had forgot to take the turkey out of the freezer.
by jjkkcc48 June 22, 2010
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