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1. UMPH - (expression): stated to express one's horniness or excitement, usually over the opposite sex

2. verb - to have sex with

3. noun - sounds made by either partner during sexual intercourse

A misspelling of the word "hump."
"UMPH!! A hot chick is coming our way!!"

"I wanna umph her so badly!!"
by UMPHER123 June 07, 2009
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A sound you make when someone says something or is talking about something you don't really care about. Also the sound you would make when you see someone you don't like.
UMPH bitch I don't really care.

UMPH here this bitch come 🙄
by TheyScreamForMeechie December 28, 2018
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the characteristic in a person which makes you want to throw them on the bed and do all sorts of nasty things to them
I think that I will sleep with Tom tonight, he's just got that umph.
by Amanda Fuoco July 07, 2005
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strange sound uttered by raffiki looking beastly individuals during extreme physical or mental activity, or while consuming large amounts of Taco Bell, or while doing nothing
Yo man, sean was umphing all over my house the other day
by Seans a loser March 27, 2003
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