Central character of HomestarRunner.com. White armless guy with a speech impediment and a slow wit who nonetheless dates the only girl and has the only propeller cap. Constant victim of Strong Bad
and The Cheat
. Known for obsessing over Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, Melonade, Mountain Dew, and the witch's brew.
"So what's the W stand fow? Witch's bwew?"
"Befowe I dwink a taww gwass of Mewonade, I wike to eat about a hundwed an' fowty-seven Fwuffity Puffity Mawshalades!"
"Hey Stwong Bah, can I bowwow youw fondue pot?"
An army assembled by Colonel Homestar Runner
to invade Strong Badia. Consists of Homestar Runner, Strong Sad
, a painting of a guy with a knife, and a popcorn popper. Application fee: $5.
"Cowonaiwe Homestaw Wunnow is wecwuiting the most eweet team of quack commandos to invade Stwong Badia. Do you has what it takes to join the Homestawmy? DO YOU, stupid?!"
The name of the striped worm. Known for eating the arms of little kids. Tends to show up around Decemberween.
"Erweenga is the name of the striped worm. Get dead, kid."
Ancient and mystical delicacy favored by the Aztecs, claimed by Strong Bad
to sound a-prettypretty good. Known to induce lightswitch-raves.
"I'm gonna go find me some of that Technochocolate. It sounds a-prettypretty good."
A text-based MUSH
where boys can pretend to be lesbians and have lots of cybersex
with other boys pretending to be lesbians, listen to angst whores whine on the public channel, or go around begging for sex at the hot springs.
"So nobody cares, but. Republicans, gay rights, my haircut."
"i am fondeling ur cilt"
"i m cuming liek a waterfall"
"omg wats ur name ^.^ ^.^"