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An item of underwear that has been worn and is sitting in the laundry basket waiting to be washed. Often features suspicious white crispy stains.
"Ere, make sure you fish out me grots before you put that wash on, my love".
grots by tom December 26, 2004
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man sheila looked super grots tonight
grots by Guadelupe chilupe April 22, 2009
The grots is a extremely aggressive plague that spreads with foul smell often associated with a ratweiler when a dirty obese person has walked out the toilet
Obese person: Don't go in there mate the grots will get ya
Normal person: oh nooo not the grots
Grots by Nigel bushdy May 23, 2020

Thomas Gros Cul 

An enormous ass that everybody notices at a party. All the women fall for it, and all the men are either jealous or secretly want to hit that cul as well. Some men are less discreet and tell everyone how much they lust for the Thomas Gros Cul. If you have a Thomas Gros Cul in your life, hold on tight and never let those cheeks go. Someone who has a Thomas Gros Cul might not want to admit they have such cheeks, they might even try to hide it, or ban people who mention his cul.
"Damn, did you see his ass? That's a real Thomas Gros Cul right there!"
"Shit, I kinda wanna smash..."

"Shit, is that a Thomas Gros-"
*Discord disconnection sound*
Thomas Gros Cul by thomass_is_fart August 13, 2020

Thomas gros cul 

A man who has a huge sexy ass and every woman wants him because of that
Thomas gros cul, that ass looks good
I want to ride that, please
Thomas, how many times per week do you hit the gym?
Thomas I thinks that is genetics, I just don't believe the size

Thomas, how do you walk around with that ass
You must be lifting a lot of pallets at Maxi
I heard you are a political right winger, that must be why you have that ass
Thomas gros cul by Madame Renaud August 13, 2020

Thomas Gros Cul 

The biggest ass in North America since 2004, after the death of Ronald Reagan, the previous owner of the biggest ass. Thomas Gros Cul is larger than Brazil and has 4 time zones. It's one of the biggest tourist destinations in the world: it has beaches, amusement parks and the Ass Canyon, a canyon larger than the Grand Canyon. It's also the home to the stadium of the Grosculville Lifters, the best NHL team ever. Thomas Gros Cul is where the Manhattan Project took place.
"Yo, have you ever been to the Thomas Gros Cul?"
"Yeah I have. I went there for my school trip!"

"Wanna hit the Thomas Gros Cul?"
"Yeah sure, let's go to the Gros Cul bars!"

There has been a terrible hurricane in Thomas Gros Cul, due to the Thomas Big Fart.
Thomas Gros Cul by Frozen Meat August 14, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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