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Grosseries 

A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.
Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.

Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.

Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.
Grosseries by Roachey15 August 24, 2009

grosspressive 

An act or object that is disgusting yet weirdly impressive at the same time.
The goopiness and amount of ear wax pulled from Lillie’s head is totally grosspressive.

Grossdressing 

The act of cross-dressing gone wrong big time.
A Grossdresser may be:

A guy dressing up as a girl looking like a guy dressing up as a legally blind teenage hooker with gender issues.

A girl dressing up as a guy, ending up looking like a girl wearing her brother's throw-out-fit with glitter on it.

Grossdressing for you.
Grossdressing by Axt March 27, 2009

Grossies 

Something that is completely disgusting. Often times it's said after someone releases a bodily function.
"Did you just fart?"
"Yeah, dude."
"Grossies."
Grossies by Gypsy_Kitty99 March 30, 2009

Grosserest 

being more gross then grosser.
"your gross"
"your grosser"
"your the grosserest"
Grosserest by supervocabgirl September 21, 2011

Grosseries 

Until today, this word is survived solely by a small cult following.
While the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. Grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. When delivered properly Grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
Here is a list of situations where using Grosseries is not appropriate
A night club in BunLevel
Donnie Darko
Beef
End of List
Ryan: Having to take Joe Doll for a class was grosseries. He was my business professor and I couldn't stand him!
Olga: Seriously...
Grosseries by Olga and Ryan December 29, 2007
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