A person, place, event, or contextual situation that is worthy of being posted on Instagram; a term specific for Gram curators and unnecessarily artistic users.
"Yo homie I was making the most ballin breakfast this morning and I just had to post it in Instagram."
That annoying ad that comes up every other video on Youtube. It is very strange people are paying for this because you can do the same things on Microsoft Word and Google drive. Has been proven to increase ones need for bleach or tide pods down the throat.
retard: oiman who made this stupid grammarly trash?
douche: Clorox
A monolingual beta who forces me to show confidence. Even when you tone it down it still forces you with the premium corrections cuz you can still see the yellow lines of the premium correction even if you have the free version.
Person: I kind of learned this (meaning they may not have really learned it well)
Grammarly: You mean "I learned this", be confident ^^
Person: stfu grammarly
No matter how hard they try to prevent fraud, Google search rankings are still gameable by sophisticated fraudsters who set up link farms and other tricks to raise their rankings.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!