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To find something during an unrelated or slightly-related google search, to "google-stumble"
Yesterday, I goombled upon this awesome link while I was looking for something else completely.
goomble by pearbear August 26, 2013
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A goombee is a creature who is described as greasy or slimy and usually shit brown in colour .They are human like in shape but tend to be tallest at 4ft . They are covered in nasty puss filled barnicles which pop when they are excited and they stank of rotten meat and pig semen. They tend to live in dark , cold places like under a bridge or in caves. In their homes they masturbate for warmth and feast upon human testicles which they hunt at rastle up under the moonlight from unsespecting senoir men. They are a close relative to the skwag.
Two senoir men at a table

"I was out hiking last night and I stumbled upon a goombee cave" said Joe
"Did they take your testicls?"said Bill
"Naw, they were too busy jakin it" laughed Joe
"Hahahahha they are always beating it" chuckled Bill
Goombee by M.W.P 9 July 28, 2013
gwomble (verb) successful and deft attempt at, to get, to own, to grab.
First joe gwombled her number, then two days later he gwombled her goodies. to gwomble
gwomble by sandspit July 31, 2007

The holy gooble 

A collection of the most important teachings known to man. Based on the teachings of the creator goomy.
You seem troubled read the holy gooble.
The princess of her Goombah.
(Daughter of Goombah)
As tough as the Goombah can be, His Goombet will ALWAYS warm is heart and make him smile.
Goombet by TheFrizzz January 15, 2021

Gooble Gobble 

A nonsensical phrase that found it's origin in the film "Freaks" (1932). In the movie it is chanted by geniune deformed people at a wedding ceremony.

I can be used as a chant in an acceptance ceremony, or as a comical phrase to those familiar with it's origins.

Has been used on the television shows "South Park" and "Clerks: the Animated Series".
"We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!" (Repeat)
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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