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Gronfing
Gronfing is the act of eating greedily, noisily and messily. It is associated with the verb gronf which is to eat greedily, noisily and messily and the noun gronfy a person who gronfs. It is believed that the word originated in Scotland where a colloquial name for a pig is a "grunfy", but is now used south of the border.
"It's drinks and nibbles at Jennie and Phil's tonight; Malcolm hasn't been invited, after all once he gets gronfing no-one else gets a look in."
Gronfing by AKACroatalin April 15, 2015
Related Words
Gronding • Grondinger • grinding • groningen • Gronking • Grounding • Grinding Nemo • Grinding the Corn • granding • Grinding God
Gröningen
A stupid grassplate where Anders says we have to go to everytime we have sports. You pronuonce it: Gr-ouh-ning-eeehn
Gröningen is near the school and beside a playground with annoying fuckers that people call "little kids".
Gröningen is near the school and beside a playground with annoying fuckers that people call "little kids".
Ankle grinding
Ankle grinding by Anklegrinder4lyf October 28, 2019
Sailboat tea grinding mill
The man sits with his legs stretched out. The woman sits opposite the man and places her hips onto him and spreads her legs wide apart. The man puts both hands under either her lower back or legs and draws her to him.
John: My wife wants a new sex position tonight and I'm out of ideas.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.
Sailboat tea grinding mill by WouldntYouLike2Know August 20, 2013
dude grinding
dude grinding by cobbnobbler December 27, 2009
grinding gear
grinding gear - noun
Pronunciation: (grind-ing gear)
Clothes women wear when they go out to the club or a party. Can usually be found at your local "Forever 21" store. Can sometimes can be mistaken as a synonym for "slutty attire". Makes most men lose their mind when they see a woman wearing one. Can also usually lead a man to buying a girl a drink at a club. Typically, women who wear it end up grinding some dude on the dancefloor in the club, hence the term.
Pronunciation: (grind-ing gear)
Clothes women wear when they go out to the club or a party. Can usually be found at your local "Forever 21" store. Can sometimes can be mistaken as a synonym for "slutty attire". Makes most men lose their mind when they see a woman wearing one. Can also usually lead a man to buying a girl a drink at a club. Typically, women who wear it end up grinding some dude on the dancefloor in the club, hence the term.
"Hey girl! You can make a grown man cry with that grinding gear you got on. Let me buy you a drink!"
"Check out that chick by the bar. DAAAAMMMN! That grinding gear is complementing everything her momma gave her!"
"Girl, we going clubbin' tonight! Put on your best grinding gear and get ready to party!"
"Check out that chick by the bar. DAAAAMMMN! That grinding gear is complementing everything her momma gave her!"
"Girl, we going clubbin' tonight! Put on your best grinding gear and get ready to party!"
grinding gear by XtremeNinjaXxX September 28, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"