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Gromlette 

A mix between a grilled cheese and an omlette.
Hey Luke, open wide for my gromlette!

Hey John, stick this gromlette in your mouth!

Hey Ted, think you can handle this gromlette? It's a mouthful.

Hey Dave, can you handle 2 gromlettes at once?
Gromlette by AaronH1 April 27, 2020
A euphemism for a .38 revolver (AKA a 38 Special). The namesake is Darrell Grokett, an Aryan Brotherhood tax collector.
After some initial questioning by police, defendants were placed in a transport vehicle and driven to county jail. During this ride, defendants engaged in an approximately 20-minute conversation captured by the van’s recording device. This recording was later played for the juries.

During their recorded conversation, defendants confirmed that they had told the police that they had “heard a shot and ran.” Byrd then asked Ellis about their firearms:

“BYRD: Where did you put the- the- bank?
“ELLIS: They didn’t find them?
“BYRD: They didn’t find none of them?
“ELLIS: I don’t think so – I don’t know.
“BYRD: I think they found one.
“ELLIS: I don’t know.
“BYRD: Nah, they haven’t – they haven’t found the other one.
“ELLIS: What other one?
“BYRD: The Grokett.
“ELLIS: Oh.
“BYRD: You threw that over there by the – by the uh, little creek, huh?
“ELLIS: Yeah.”

P. v. Byrd, First Appellate District, A144835
Grokett by ZXY&ABC July 9, 2020

grogette 

Due to the lack of debate over the usability of the plural form of grogan(grogans), the grogette refers to each single turd layed during the act of droppin' a grogan.
After the night at the all you can eat chinese buffet, I laid 17 grogettes in the outhouse the following morning, to the delight of the local plumber.
grogette by Merv February 1, 2004
A Gromet is an annoying chode of a person. He is very Stubborn and never wants to do anything everyone else wants to do. Tends to reek of swamp and sewage and also has a donkey for a bestfriend. Always has a Scottish accent
dude my brother is such a Gromet, it's so fucking annoying
Gromet by girafeboy June 18, 2015

Gromlette 

Dang, the cafeteria serving some nasty gromlettes.
Gromlette by trailmix101daddy November 1, 2014
a wanna skater etc. likes to were blink 182 and greenday hoodys. only into it because it is fashionable.
would usualy class bands such a good charlote as punk, but wouldnt actualy know punk if it gobbed in there face.
josh gaylor is a gromet
gromet by trojan April 7, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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