deshingles

anyone who been married more than five times and has children who are lowkey emotionally unstable
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Stay away! You freaking have deshingles!
by trailmix101daddy February 23, 2016
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Deshingles

When you think you lit, but you been married a bunch a times and your children are lowkey serial killers
Whoa! Flip off man, you have Deshingles!
by trailmix101daddy February 23, 2016
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Jordyone

Someone who uses bad language, and cusses like a sailor
Woah! Flip off man, you got that Jordyone mouth!
by trailmix101daddy August 24, 2015
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Gromlette

Dang, the cafeteria serving some nasty gromlettes.
by trailmix101daddy November 01, 2014
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Goncraybola

Anyone who posesses the traits of overprotection of your child or a loved one, and has mugshots plastered on the webernet, and inability to make decisions
Stay away, you have goncraybola!
by trailmix101daddy November 01, 2014
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