Definitions by trailmix101daddy

Deshingles 

When you think you lit, but you been married a bunch a times and your children are lowkey serial killers

Whoa! Flip off man, you have Deshingles!

Deshingles by trailmix101daddy September 3, 2016

deshingles 

anyone who been married more than five times and has children who are lowkey emotionally unstable

dechane audrey shingles

Stay away! You freaking have deshingles!

deshingles by trailmix101daddy September 3, 2016

Jordyone

Someone who uses bad language, and cusses like a sailor

Woah! Flip off man, you got that Jordyone mouth!

Jordyone by trailmix101daddy October 5, 2015

Gromlette 

A grayish boogery mucky omlette

Dang, the cafeteria serving some nasty gromlettes.

Gromlette by trailmix101daddy November 1, 2014

Goncraybola 

Anyone who posesses the traits of overprotection of your child or a loved one, and has mugshots plastered on the webernet, and inability to make decisions

Stay away, you have goncraybola!

Goncraybola by trailmix101daddy November 1, 2014