Grokked

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1. From the word Grok meaning something along the lines of to deeply understand. Hence Grokked means to deeply understand a person/object/thing.

Origionally from "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert Heinlein.

Have you Grokked your SysAdmin today?

Grokked by Milamber April 5, 2005

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Gronked

Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.

Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!

Gronked by Pats Fans September 9, 2010

Related Words

Grokked • Gronked • Gokked • grokkery • gronkedonk • getting gronked • cock Groked

Gronked

By taking drugs to an extent you are unsure as to what is going on.

Taking an amount of drugs that inhibits proper thought.

"I am so gronked right now, I don't know what I'm talking about"

Gronked by TrippySteak June 23, 2021

Gokked

Verb.

To be Gokked, or to Gok

To be generally made over by another in order to realise your own fabulousness.

Person 1 - "You've been Gokked"

Person 2 - "I know - my sister took me out last weekend to get me these new threads - I look so hot!!"

Example 2

Person 1 - "I'm so going to Gok you next weekend...we're heading to the mall and we're not leaving until you feel totally fabulous"

Person 2 - "Awesome"

Gokked by Claire Brummell April 6, 2008

Gronked

To through something down to the ground with great force, like football player Rob Gronkowski does after every touchdown.

After I finished by exam, I gronked my pencil in show of exuberance.

Gronked by el gronko December 19, 2011

getting gronked

When you tear you're MCL. ACL. And getting a conclusion all in one hit.

Doctor: What happened.
Tom: Have you heard of getting gronked.
Doctor: What's that mean.
Tom: When you tear you're MCL ACL and getting a concussion all in the same hit.

getting gronked by Wannahokealogie December 16, 2013

Gronked

The act of having plans cancelled at the 11th hour, typically with a work-related excuse.

Damn! I was really looking forward to playing D&D tonight, but we got Gronked.

Gronked by PlungeFather August 11, 2022

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026