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Gronked
Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.
Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.
Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.
Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.
Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.
Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
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Gronked
By taking drugs to an extent you are unsure as to what is going on.
Taking an amount of drugs that inhibits proper thought.
Taking an amount of drugs that inhibits proper thought.
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Gokked
Verb.
To be Gokked, or to Gok
To be generally made over by another in order to realise your own fabulousness.
To be Gokked, or to Gok
To be generally made over by another in order to realise your own fabulousness.
Person 1 - "You've been Gokked"
Person 2 - "I know - my sister took me out last weekend to get me these new threads - I look so hot!!"
Example 2
Person 1 - "I'm so going to Gok you next weekend...we're heading to the mall and we're not leaving until you feel totally fabulous"
Person 2 - "Awesome"
Person 2 - "I know - my sister took me out last weekend to get me these new threads - I look so hot!!"
Example 2
Person 1 - "I'm so going to Gok you next weekend...we're heading to the mall and we're not leaving until you feel totally fabulous"
Person 2 - "Awesome"
Gokked by Claire Brummell April 6, 2008
Gronked
To through something down to the ground with great force, like football player Rob Gronkowski does after every touchdown.
getting gronked
Doctor: What happened.
Tom: Have you heard of getting gronked.
Doctor: What's that mean.
Tom: When you tear you're MCL ACL and getting a concussion all in the same hit.
Tom: Have you heard of getting gronked.
Doctor: What's that mean.
Tom: When you tear you're MCL ACL and getting a concussion all in the same hit.
getting gronked by Wannahokealogie December 16, 2013
Gronked
Gronked by PlungeFather August 11, 2022
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