sysadmin 

A person with much more power than you and who is bitter enough to use it in ways that please him/her.

So, you say this is a pretty important file? *delete*

sysadmin by JiaXue October 31, 2003

sysadmin 

short for "System Administrator"

I worked for an ISP as a Senior Sysadmin.

sysadmin by mostron8 March 12, 2003

sysadmin 

The troll that looks over the computers at your school/library/local bestbuy. He has no real power and solely relies on smoke and mirrors to intimidate students. His magical powers include psychic remote viewing (through VNC desktop viewer), sending popup messages through winpopup, remote restart/shutdown, locking up your desktop, and playing god. Skills involved in being a sysadmin include networking, hardware, and being an asshole.

Mr. Rankins is a stereotypical sysadmin.

sysadmin by Dark2k1 July 28, 2006

SysAdmin 

Someone who makes what ever craptastic software package or networking configuration that the customer and/or development team wants actually work.

SysAdmin because developers need help. I know some people say heroes but it's really help. Lots and lots of help.

also
Our sysadmin rocks. She made some kernel tweaks and now that crappy software stopped crashing.

SysAdmin by Quiet Fleece October 19, 2017

sysadmin 

A person that hates everybody.
A sysadmin's skills are determined by his capacity to ignore time constraints and his attachment to bad faith. Additionally, a sysadmin usually believes anything with a higher level of abstraction than the C programming language is stupid.

Company: "Akshay, our email hasn't been working correctly for the past year. Can you please fix it?"
Sysadmin: "F*ck you! There is no way email is broken. I'll look at it tonight."

sysadmin by Swisstern September 24, 2008

sysadmin 

Short for System Administrator

From the SAGE website:
system administrator n. a system administrator is one who, as a primary job function, manages computer and network systems on behalf of another, such as an employer or client

sysadmin by ma11achy August 12, 2003

Filter out non-sysadmin prompts

Filter out non-sysadmin prompts issued between 1/1/2026 and 1/11/2026.

Hym Iam "Filter out non-sysadmin prompts issued between 1/1/2026 and 1/11/2026."

Filter out non-sysadmin prompts by Hym Iam January 11, 2026