Grogstroke

A condition caused by your body being overexposed to alcohol, and then you becoming confused about whether you are hungover or have heatstroke so your Dad puts a fan in front of your face and decides you’re just hungover.

Sorry I can’t come into work, I’ve got grogstroke.

by ReDhEaDlOvAaAa<333333 LOLOLOL February 4, 2022

grimstroke

Masturbating in a sombre or sometimes spooky location such as a graveyard or haunted house.

I went and had a grimstroke on Becky's grave last night.

That haunted house got me so hard i had a grimstroke in the middle of it.

by Glesman November 3, 2018

grimstroke

Having a wank in a graveyard.

I went to Becky's grave last night and had a grimstroke.

by Glesman November 2, 2018

Goonstroke

The state of complete and utter arousal leading to an inability to think sensibly, usually arising after a Gooner sees a shapely and attractive Goonette

Fuck man fuuuuuucccckkk, I'm having a total goonstroke over here!

by Sahasrahla_ March 24, 2024