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Shyamalan Groan 

The one point in a movie trailer in which everyone watching it gives up all hope in the movie
"Wow, this trailer for 'Devil' actually looks pretty...oh, you have got to be kidding me!"

*Shyamalan Groan*
Shyamalan Groan by The Minn September 22, 2010

Groan and moan

To make your sex partner groan from pain and tiredness, but also moan from the awesome sex you are giving them.
Yo I just made my girl groan and moan so much last night.
Groan and moan by Jacksonson42 March 26, 2018

groan box 

groan box is slang from the 1920's for the delightful instrument known as the accordian.
a groan box is certainly not something sexual. It is however the instrument of ultimate ecstasy. The Accordian.

Groan sculpture 

1. Another word for feces.

2. A dump requiring considerable effort to excrete, thus the groan.
With a heave, a sigh and a plop, Walter eventually fashioned and sent seaworthy a particularly smelly groan sculpture.
Groan sculpture by SimonIVC May 25, 2011
A sound people make when they're too busy and/or too lazy to say real words.
1) Bossy-Person: Do your work!
Lazy-Person: *Groan*

2) During sex, they groaned a lot.
Groan by Ebony Chalk December 22, 2008
Collective noun for a group of dads.

It was conceived by a group of punny dads who insisted there needs to be a worthy and representative collective noun for this subsection of society.
A groan of dads was seen attending the weekend’s little league game
Groan by defecta February 19, 2020