Groagan

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The classic good shit. Not too big or too small. Easy to unload and clean up after; no mess with a clean pinch off.

Usually firm without being hard, solid and grease free.

Often takes only a few wipes to clean up.

A poop you can be proud of.

-the opposite of diarrhea
Guy 1 "man I really hope I can take a nice clean fast shit and get out of this bathroom quick!"
Guy 2 "then you want a groagan buddy"

Groagan by spronez May 5, 2011

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Taking a Grogan

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."

"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."

Taking a Grogan by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014

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Groganise

To Groganise: To improve a board games enjoyability by tweaking a rule or set-up.

we need to groganise this game to make it less swingy

Groganise by Mawihtec February 10, 2018

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reverse grogan

Applies when a person sits the opposite way on the shitter during the act of laying a grogan. ie Facing the wall.

This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.

Bill particularly enjoyed laying reverse grogans due to the fascinating mural of Bertha's aggots on the wall.

reverse grogan by Boon March 9, 2004

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growganoth

it's a world that will be activated during halloween season in this game called growtopia. go through obstacles in its parkour to be able to reach to the top and drop high rarity items to get rewards, which are halloween related.

it's halloween! let's go to the growganoth to drop our items to get amazing rewards.

growganoth by sushi notebook:3 November 1, 2019

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grogan

A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.

I drank a few pint's of Guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.

grogan by el dav July 18, 2004

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Grogan

A grogan is a long poo, which is inside ones anus whilst also touching the water of the toilet.

Jimmy- "Dude today I took the longest shit."
Joey- "Was it a grogan?"
Jimmy- "Bloody oath it was!"

Grogan by Flynn0s May 9, 2016

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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