Grogan

A grogan is a long poo, which is inside ones anus whilst also touching the water of the toilet.
Jimmy- "Dude today I took the longest shit."
Joey- "Was it a grogan?"
Jimmy- "Bloody oath it was!"
by Flynn0s January 27, 2016
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Grogan

That itchy, burning irritation your anus gets when you haven't properly wiped. Usually causes odor.
I wet farted earlier and my ass is all grogan.

I couldn't go down on her. Her ass was grogan.
by Wordzenberg February 14, 2020
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It's when your taking a dump in the toilet and someone knocks on the cubicle door and you get so startled your ass sucks the poo back in
"I was in the toilet and someone knocked on the door and scared the crap out of me...bloody made me do a grogan"
by DimSumDom August 03, 2009
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"A spa for the balls"
A grogen consists of a male or female gargling a various liquid and then their partners testicles are dipped into the liquid. This will create a spa like environment for the testicles to rest in.
A painful grogen is when the giver of the grogen chokes on the liquid and closes their mouth quickly, potentially harming the receiver.

The most coveted grogen are given by elderly individuals. Also known as the "senior grogen", these grogens are world renowned throughout nursing homes.
"Yo that girl gave me the best caramel grogan"
by Stigggy August 07, 2007
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Grogan

The act of ejaculating on the plaque of William "Bill" Grogan at Worcester Polytechnic Institute's Atwater Kent Labs
That ECE lab was really stressful. I think I need to Grogan to clear my head.
by The Grogster 69 September 25, 2023
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A living legend, probably referred to as the hulk for his healing abilities and bad temper. High sex drive and pure awesomeness
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grogan

A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.
I drank a few pint's of Guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.
by el dav July 18, 2004
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