Gritzman 

The coolest last name in the world.

Gritzman is the coolest last name in the world.

Gritzman by Take Notes October 21, 2008

griezmannility 

Spends his / her day promoting Griezmann prop.

Reps a 27 year old attempting Fortnite dances in game

Stinks up most ppls' timelines with jinxes and often suffers with depression

Oh dear, there's a Griezmannility, stay clear of it

griezmannility by depressed :/ February 21, 2020

GriezmannsAlt 

A jobless Indian who spends his time hiding replies on Twitter. He loves Griezmann (GAY) and tweets about him 10 times a day.

Who is jobless? @GriezmannsAlt

GriezmannsAlt by I Swallow Your Come March 26, 2023

Antoine Griezmann

Professional diver, comes in clutch during finals.

27 year old World Cup player who attempts Fortnite dances in game.

Antoine Griezmann just dived then looked at the referee with his empty eyes and dug a foul out of the man's soul.

This 5 year old is doing take the L. Wait, you said he's 27 and married?

Antoine Griezmann by lebrone jamison July 17, 2018

griezmann

French dude who thinks he is worth more than the team and only cares about money

We got to the final but im going to have to pull a Griezmann and leave for United

griezmann by anonimo69 August 29, 2017

griezmann

He is the best footballer in the world, he plays in the atletico de madrid and in the fff. And he is my boyfriendd

griezmann is the best
oh yeahhh

griezmann by velv3tzz February 20, 2018

The Griezman Method 

"The Griezman Method": A revolutionary technique that involves the delicate application of an ice cube to one's lower sphincter (anus), with the aim of inducing a temporary state of sensory numbness.

This groundbreaking approach aims to temporarily numb the senses, providing a unique sensation that can only be described as an Arctic tingle for your backside.

Often performed in moments of personal introspection or sheer curiosity, practitioners of the Grisman Method gracefully glide an ice cube along the contours of their posterior, resulting in a symphony of shivers and a chilling experience that can make even the iciest landscapes feel cozy by comparison.

It is worth noting that the Griezman Method requires a certain finesse, as excessive rubbing may lead to unexpected consequences, such as an inadvertent case of polar posterior or temporary frigid fanny syndrome.

In an attempt to mimic Arctic explorers, Emily suggested they partake in the Griezman Method during their camping trip. Unfortunately, their frozen minges put a chill on the entire adventure."

Before engaging in anal play, Samantha would always employ the Griezman Method, gently rubbing an ice cube on the area to create a numbing sensation for enhanced comfort.

The Griezman Method by mr iceman May 25, 2023