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griezmannility 

Spends his / her day promoting Griezmann prop.

Reps a 27 year old attempting Fortnite dances in game

Stinks up most ppls' timelines with jinxes and often suffers with depression
Oh dear, there's a Griezmannility, stay clear of it
griezmannility by depressed :/ February 21, 2020

GriezmannsAlt 

A jobless Indian who spends his time hiding replies on Twitter. He loves Griezmann (GAY) and tweets about him 10 times a day.
Who is jobless? @GriezmannsAlt

Antoine Griezmann

Professional diver, comes in clutch during finals.

27 year old World Cup player who attempts Fortnite dances in game.
Antoine Griezmann just dived then looked at the referee with his empty eyes and dug a foul out of the man's soul.

This 5 year old is doing take the L. Wait, you said he's 27 and married?
French dude who thinks he is worth more than the team and only cares about money
We got to the final but im going to have to pull a Griezmann and leave for United
griezmann by anonimo69 August 29, 2017
He is the best footballer in the world, he plays in the atletico de madrid and in the fff. And he is my boyfriendd
griezmann is the best
oh yeahhh
griezmann by velv3tzz February 20, 2018

The Griezman Method 

"The Griezman Method": A revolutionary technique that involves the delicate application of an ice cube to one's lower sphincter (anus), with the aim of inducing a temporary state of sensory numbness.

This groundbreaking approach aims to temporarily numb the senses, providing a unique sensation that can only be described as an Arctic tingle for your backside.

Often performed in moments of personal introspection or sheer curiosity, practitioners of the Grisman Method gracefully glide an ice cube along the contours of their posterior, resulting in a symphony of shivers and a chilling experience that can make even the iciest landscapes feel cozy by comparison.

It is worth noting that the Griezman Method requires a certain finesse, as excessive rubbing may lead to unexpected consequences, such as an inadvertent case of polar posterior or temporary frigid fanny syndrome.
In an attempt to mimic Arctic explorers, Emily suggested they partake in the Griezman Method during their camping trip. Unfortunately, their frozen minges put a chill on the entire adventure."

Before engaging in anal play, Samantha would always employ the Griezman Method, gently rubbing an ice cube on the area to create a numbing sensation for enhanced comfort.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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