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Gridiotlock

Gridlock caused by some idiot that thought he/she could get through the traffic light before it turned red in heavy traffic.
"Chances are I would make it to work on time if i wasn't stuck in this Mongolian cluster *&%# caused by gridiotlock."
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Gitiot: combonation of git and idiot. a marvel of human nature that embodies all the qualities of being both a git and an idiot. objects and situations that are infuriating, may be referd to as 'gitiot'.
1)Oh My god, Sue?! look at Nate and Adam..they're such Gitiots! they deserve one another.

2)Nate: Holy fuck Adam, i was with Sue last night and i couldn't get my gitiot dick up!
Adam: Well Nate, that's the gitiotest situation i have ever heard since the same thing happend to me with Sue.
gitiot by D'anne June 11, 2006

Crit Gritit 

a fat cunt who gets paid £45 a week for playing a game hes shit at
Bro hes such a crit gritit
Crit Gritit by Olzyybtw November 22, 2021

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026