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Gitiot: combonation of git and idiot. a marvel of human nature that embodies all the qualities of being both a git and an idiot. objects and situations that are infuriating, may be referd to as 'gitiot'.
1)Oh My god, Sue?! look at Nate and Adam..they're such Gitiots! they deserve one another.

2)Nate: Holy fuck Adam, i was with Sue last night and i couldn't get my gitiot dick up!
Adam: Well Nate, that's the gitiotest situation i have ever heard since the same thing happend to me with Sue.
gitiot by D'anne June 11, 2006
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A good kind of idiot

An idiot but not in a bad dusty way
Those guys are a bunch of gidiots!

Zac is such a gidiot!
gidiot by dinosaurguy98 October 20, 2020
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gitiot • gidiot • gitit • gifiot • gititalous • Gitite • Gititin • GITITU • Gitmotized • Gritiot
A person who makes animated gifs from videos.
Having zero knowledge on video and image formats can make you labeled as a gifiot.
gifiot by decafbad May 28, 2019
Party rallying cry announcing your intention to throw down hard.
Chris yelled “ Gititin”as Seth whipped out his vape
Gititin by @!!!!! April 27, 2019

gititalous 

Dude, i am having such a gititalous day!
gititalous by smasher19 May 20, 2010

Gitmotized

My beautiful laundered brain.
I vaugely recall being held as a prisoner somewhere in Cuba being raped by the guards and left with a bag over my head in a bright orange jumpsuit in the blazing sun - leaving me 'gitmotized' by it all.

Not the most pleasent holiday.
Gitmotized by qbhomes May 16, 2011
A person who believes they are a genius, and then labels eveyone else as idiots.
Jack is such a gidiot.
gidiot by schlongo December 30, 2012
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