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Gripton is a fictional friend of Sic and Dan. His name is brought up when they are bored and want something to do. Though it's not completely true that he is fictional it is infact very likely. Some of his character traits consist of; Very deep voice. Constant repetition of his own name at random or as a reply to someone's question. Always is hanging out with other suspected fictional friend "John Cropt".
Screen name : Griptonyte
Only Sic and Dan have met/seen him.
#1. (Phone call with Gripton)Person: Hey Gripton, what's up?
Gripton: Gripton.

#2. Let's go to Gripton's house he's having a huge party tonight with John Cropt, everyone's gonna be there.
Gripton by T-Jayzel April 12, 2005
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When you're so addicted to hard drugs like heroin or fentanyl that you've gone past the point of no return, the drugs can be said to have gripped your brain. In turn, you would call this person a gripson. When they are extremely high and incapacitated, you would refer to them as being gripsoned.
We tried to get everyone ready to go canoeing on the river, but Jordan was gripsoned out of his mind sitting in a camping chair. We had to put sunglasses on him to make it less noticeable and then go without him. What a gripson.
gripson by OnceGreat August 14, 2021
a combination of grip and traction. Used by an Italian friend of mine.
Those tires have great gription in wet weather!
gription by Gerry Stokman May 3, 2004
Quite frankly the biggest shithole in Leeds. Full of druggies, alcoholics and the occasional glue sniffer. Your socks will be stolen, don't expect to return from the area.
"Going to Gipton Today"

"Man I hope you know you'll get murdered in Gipton"
Gipton by Polish Glue Sniffer June 20, 2017

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holding or grasping in conjunction with an element of adherent friction between an object and the surface on which it moves; adhesive friction
Rubber gloves add gription making it easier to open those sticky old jelly jars.
gription by kathykat August 2, 2005
Another word for traction, but better.
Your tires of your car have gription because they are gripping the road.
Gription by Mikey bekamp July 4, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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Quiche Peanemis

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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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