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Gripton is a fictional friend of Sic and Dan. His name is brought up when they are bored and want something to do. Though it's not completely true that he is fictional it is infact very likely. Some of his character traits consist of; Very deep voice. Constant repetition of his own name at random or as a reply to someone's question. Always is hanging out with other suspected fictional friend "John Cropt".
Screen name : Griptonyte
Only Sic and Dan have met/seen him.
#1. (Phone call with Gripton)Person: Hey Gripton, what's up?
Gripton: Gripton.

#2. Let's go to Gripton's house he's having a huge party tonight with John Cropt, everyone's gonna be there.
Gripton by T-Jayzel April 12, 2005
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When you're so addicted to hard drugs like heroin or fentanyl that you've gone past the point of no return, the drugs can be said to have gripped your brain. In turn, you would call this person a gripson. When they are extremely high and incapacitated, you would refer to them as being gripsoned.
We tried to get everyone ready to go canoeing on the river, but Jordan was gripsoned out of his mind sitting in a camping chair. We had to put sunglasses on him to make it less noticeable and then go without him. What a gripson.
gripson by OnceGreat August 14, 2021
a combination of grip and traction. Used by an Italian friend of mine.
Those tires have great gription in wet weather!
gription by Gerry Stokman May 3, 2004
Quite frankly the biggest shithole in Leeds. Full of druggies, alcoholics and the occasional glue sniffer. Your socks will be stolen, don't expect to return from the area.
"Going to Gipton Today"

"Man I hope you know you'll get murdered in Gipton"
Gipton by Polish Glue Sniffer June 20, 2017

gritonesasapiphonia

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"OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S GRITONESASAPIPHONIA OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
holding or grasping in conjunction with an element of adherent friction between an object and the surface on which it moves; adhesive friction
Rubber gloves add gription making it easier to open those sticky old jelly jars.
gription by kathykat August 2, 2005
Your tires of your car have gription because they are gripping the road.
Gription by Mikey bekamp July 4, 2010