gripson 

When you're so addicted to hard drugs like heroin or fentanyl that you've gone past the point of no return, the drugs can be said to have gripped your brain. In turn, you would call this person a gripson. When they are extremely high and incapacitated, you would refer to them as being gripsoned.

We tried to get everyone ready to go canoeing on the river, but Jordan was gripsoned out of his mind sitting in a camping chair. We had to put sunglasses on him to make it less noticeable and then go without him. What a gripson.

gripson by OnceGreat August 14, 2021

gripson 

a guitar with ultimate hammering abilities, wailable on all occasions

dude i just rocked my gripson
can you hear me taking my gripson lessons

gripson by Adam October 12, 2004

gripshon 

Traction obtained through a repetitive gripping action.

The running shoes gave him much gripshon on the slippery slope.

gripshon by zeb zotop April 16, 2010

Grison

The spot between a vagina and asshole that resembles a buffalo.

He ate her beaver, with a side of grison.

Grison by LtHinkel January 13, 2014

gripyonip 

Get a hold of yourself (i.e. take control of yourself). Usually used when you have more than a passing familiarity with the person you're speaking to.

I know you're unhappy, but gripyonip dude

gripyonip by fuzzymarlin November 17, 2014

grigson 

A German background driven individual, who's pure heart is within Russia, although they are lazy and alcoholics, they have good intentions. With a laugh like SETH Rogen, and a smile like ELLEN dengeneres (pretty fucking ugly) they will always let you down in a game of pool, and life, but continue to love and support, the true waste of cum you are

Oi grigson, get a fuckin job

grigson by Thatrangabastard April 6, 2020

Gripton 

Gripton is a fictional friend of Sic and Dan. His name is brought up when they are bored and want something to do. Though it's not completely true that he is fictional it is infact very likely. Some of his character traits consist of; Very deep voice. Constant repetition of his own name at random or as a reply to someone's question. Always is hanging out with other suspected fictional friend "John Cropt".
Screen name : Griptonyte
Only Sic and Dan have met/seen him.

#1. (Phone call with Gripton)Person: Hey Gripton, what's up?
Gripton: Gripton.

#2. Let's go to Gripton's house he's having a huge party tonight with John Cropt, everyone's gonna be there.

Gripton by T-Jayzel April 12, 2005