A man who resembles a potato covered in marshmallow fluff, is a bit on the looney side, and is otherwise just a bad person for various reasons, but is also old as tar.

Wow, as old as this severely outdated text book is it still mentions Newt Gringrich as the former speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives. I am 100% serious.

Newt Gringrich by discoversionofalicesrestaurant November 5, 2012

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The Grandwich

A sandwich that contains all aspects of a large dinner.
For instance: With a roast/Sunday dinner, one may put mashed potato, carrots, roast potato, chicken (or whatever meat you have) and possibly a Yorkshire pudding.
The kinds of Grandwiches are endless.

Bill: Man, I just chowed down on the most epic Grandwich!
Bob: ... Grandwich?
Bill: Yeah! The sandwich of all aspects; The Grandwich! It is legion, it does not forgive, it does not forget. Expect it.

The Grandwich by brendansen August 31, 2014

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Glen Allen Grantwich

When you are watching Football (Usually the JMU Dukes) with your home boyz from Glen Allen and decide to set up a slip n slide. Since it’s the Richmond metro area, the only thing you have to put on it to help slide is pimento cheese and northern neck ginger ale. The resulting greasy man pile at the end is a Grantwich

Grantford: let’s set up the slip n slide out back.
Richardo: I’ll grab the pimento cheese and this northern neck gingerale to lube it with.
Home boyz: weeeeee!!!!! (Crashing and piling up at the end shirtless and greasy)
Grantford: This is the best Glen Allen Grantwich we’ve ever made!!!!

Glen Allen Grantwich by Esterlino Dorado April 12, 2022

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grindinham

Humping a fat girl

I was out last night grindinham

grindinham by J REED March 17, 2003

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