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Groundwich 

A sandwich that is or has been visibly trampled and is found on the ground.
Seth was so hungry he was about to go back for that groundwich we saw at the state fair.
Groundwich by elOddsmaker July 30, 2010

Granwich 

a sex sandwich between two grannies.
I was hungry so I stopped by leisure world and picked up a granwich.
Granwich by justinyourmom July 7, 2008

Newt Gringrich 

A man who resembles a potato covered in marshmallow fluff, is a bit on the looney side, and is otherwise just a bad person for various reasons, but is also old as tar.
Wow, as old as this severely outdated text book is it still mentions Newt Gringrich as the former speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives. I am 100% serious.

The Grandwich 

A sandwich that contains all aspects of a large dinner.
For instance: With a roast/Sunday dinner, one may put mashed potato, carrots, roast potato, chicken (or whatever meat you have) and possibly a Yorkshire pudding.
The kinds of Grandwiches are endless.
Bill: Man, I just chowed down on the most epic Grandwich!
Bob: ... Grandwich?
Bill: Yeah! The sandwich of all aspects; The Grandwich! It is legion, it does not forgive, it does not forget. Expect it.
The Grandwich by brendansen August 31, 2014

Glen Allen Grantwich 

When you are watching Football (Usually the JMU Dukes) with your home boyz from Glen Allen and decide to set up a slip n slide. Since it’s the Richmond metro area, the only thing you have to put on it to help slide is pimento cheese and northern neck ginger ale. The resulting greasy man pile at the end is a Grantwich
Grantford: let’s set up the slip n slide out back.
Richardo: I’ll grab the pimento cheese and this northern neck gingerale to lube it with.
Home boyz: weeeeee!!!!! (Crashing and piling up at the end shirtless and greasy)
Grantford: This is the best Glen Allen Grantwich we’ve ever made!!!!

grindinham 

I was out last night grindinham
grindinham by J REED March 17, 2003
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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