A sandwich that contains all aspects of a large dinner.
For instance: With a roast/Sunday dinner, one may put mashed potato, carrots, roast potato, chicken (or whatever meat you have) and possibly a Yorkshire pudding.
The kinds of Grandwiches are endless.
Bill: Man, I just chowed down on the most epic Grandwich!
Bob: ... Grandwich?
Bill: Yeah! The sandwich of all aspects; The Grandwich! It is legion, it does not forgive, it does not forget. Expect it.
When you are watching Football (Usually the JMU Dukes) with your home boyz from Glen Allen and decide to set up a slip n slide. Since it’s the Richmond metro area, the only thing you have to put on it to help slide is pimento cheese and northern neck ginger ale. The resulting greasy man pile at the end is a Grantwich
Grantford: let’s set up the slip n slide out back.
Richardo: I’ll grab the pimento cheese and this northern neck gingerale to lube it with.
Home boyz: weeeeee!!!!! (Crashing and piling up at the end shirtless and greasy)
Grantford: This is the best Glen Allen Grantwich we’ve ever made!!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!