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Grim Job 

1. The name for a person who has a Mohawk and comes from Leeds
2. The name for a person who acts like a twat to his mates
3. An adjective for a really bad rim job
1. "What time is it Grim Job?"
"Ten -tut- three!"
2. I'm off now, I'm not gonna stick around after my lectures
3. You farted!!
Grim Job by Tevage March 28, 2009
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The act of giving someone a rimjob after they've just had a dirty Indian meal, and you taste the spices.
Mate, so I gave a jalcrazi grimjob after a curry. I can still taste the tikka masala.
Grimjob by Jalcrazi November 9, 2015
When a man and a woman have anal sex and the woman proceeds to excrete onto the mans penis, the women then sucks the excretion off of the mans penis...
Hey give us a grimjob...make sure its nice and creamy though...

TD Xx PiLLoW: Dont worry i will, and i wont miss because ill hard aim

TD xX EP1C : WOW!! Tastes like Marmite...
Grimjob by Taylor Westicle February 9, 2009
Blocking someone but then Smearing that person from behind that block so that person can’t respond.
On twitter, Ryan Grim preforms a Grimjob by blocking a media figure on twitter and than use the same platform to smear that figure.
Grimjob by PLEBS4DORE November 15, 2021
(grĭm'-jäb) (v.) - to run interference for politicians in a "tongue in a - -" manner (also see grimmed ) ; (n.) such a maneuver.
Did you see the latest grimjob by Ryan Grim? He really grimjobbed AOC well!
grimjob by wordistry April 29, 2021
A rimjob when the rim-ee is also defecating.
I'm bored of rimming babe, why don't you shit at the same time? We can call it a grimjob!
Grimjob by willy topp June 8, 2015
A GrimJob is a rim-job but done without teeth, meaning the person doing the job would likely be elderly.
Man, that woman might be in her 80s but she sure as shit gives one hell of a goddamn GrimJob, that much I know.
GrimJob by GrimJob March 21, 2020
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