Griffititus 

Griffititus is a terminal illness and it is a form of extreme haemorrhoids. It is extremely dangerous and fatal.

Oh my lord. Will Griffin has griffititus!!!

Griffititus by TheGriff October 6, 2022

griffinitis 

An irrecoverable condition marked by impulsive and prolonged lying. Generally, the subject matter is almost nonsensical and obviously bogus. The sufferer often uses this condition to make himself/herself appear supperior to others and at other times does it for no apparent reason.

John: "Wouldn't it be funny to drive a semi-truck to school?"
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."

griffinitis by Mr. Dandy July 15, 2006

graffitits 

Photographed breasts which have obviously been air-brushed. Modern usage includes digital image editing techniques (ie. photoshopping).

Pete: Check out this month's centerfold!
Repete: Fool, I can't get chubby off those graffitits.

graffitits by mudmudhug February 5, 2009