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Peter Griffin
Peter Griffin by BazingaBoyWhipAndNaeNae March 28, 2019
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Sam Griffin
To walk around in your skin tight medium festival foods work shirt and flex your 24.5” pythons on those corn-fed hoes (Amanda Brown).
Sam Griffin reps 3 plates on the bench more times than a democrat can blame trump on an issue in 2 minutes
Sam Griffin by ballsdeepinyoursister June 27, 2021
Bradley Griffin-Salt
A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.
Bradley Griffin-Salt by Faithful Subject October 28, 2012
Stewie Griffin
Stewie Griffin is a smart baby that is in Family Guy a hilarious show. He does have a football shaped head though. I love it when he says
" What the deuce??!!"
" What the deuce??!!"
Stewie Griffin by Petergriffin#awesome December 4, 2017
Peter Griffin
Peter Griffin by Böì October 22, 2020
griffin middle school
ok so griffin is lowkey like hell. i can not stand it. all the girls literally wear shorts up their ass and the boys are always high asf. olweus is stupid and should be taken off the schedule. algebra is overrated and mrs park is my mom. but like everyone is so annoying and literally decreases my will to live. some people are actually like the worst and make me want to abort myself.
griffin middle school by tiktokgoddess November 12, 2018
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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