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Greoffrey 

Greoffrey is a sped monkey with a deep susssy baka voice.
Greoffrey is defined like a monkey that has brain damage
Greoffrey by Legacy AFK Cow August 25, 2021
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Geoffrey Peterson 

Geoffrey Peterson is the robot sidekick with a mohawk on the Craig Ferguson show. Aside from appearing in the twitter jingles and introducing the twitter and email segment of the show, he is known for his random phrases and for the fact that his mouth is often agape when he isn't speaking. Though his name is Geoffrey he occasionally goes by the nickname Geoff.
Craig: What time is it Geoffrey Peterson?
Geoff: Hey! What's happening in tweet land?
Viewer at home: This show is amazing!
Geoffrey Peterson by Cuddlefish6 September 2, 2010

Sweaty geoffrey 

When an individual deficates in a gym sock and proceeds to smack an unsuspecting victim in the face with said sock
Leroy never liked his stepfather so to humiliate him, so he gave him sweaty geoffrey
Sweaty geoffrey by Rusty switchmen October 17, 2012
Geoffrey has the most amazing smile you’ll ever see. He’s chill and makes beats that rock the streets. Geoffrey is serious and straight forward but under all his layers he’s a mushy gushy guy who just want a hug. Geoffrey is fiercely loyal, well spoken, and has the ability to make you laugh anywhere and anytime. Great kisser, even better friend. Guys hate him, women want him, and everyone else wants to be him.
I think I’m falling in love.

With who?
Geoffrey.
Geoffrey by MissLaK June 12, 2018
Geoffrey is a Teutonic name, meaning "God's peace".
With a lot of charm, Geoffrey can be really mysterious and could seems shy to the first look, but when you start to speak with him you will only see is smiles overflowing you with happiness.
Smart, trustworthy, kind, peaceful, brave, romantic with a lot of talents. always watching out for the people he surrounds himself with, trying to find honesty, kindness and loyalty in them. If a Geoffrey need to say something to someone he will do it, even if their word can hurt, for them the only way to find solution, is to speak and be honest with each over.
Aware of their surroundings and really concerned with the other people. They are often overwhelmed by their feelings, but always try not show them to not bring no one else more worried.
They always spread happiness around them with a simple smile on their face and having a Positive attitude. They have a golden heart, and don't like to see people in need, always trying to help them.
Geoffrey is the definition of the loyalty, he will always listen and understand is a partner. passionate, for him, the love never dies and the monotony in a couple is the thing you will never find with him. If he gives you is love and trust, you can be sure it will never fade away.

They like peaceful environment and know how to see beauty in everything. Being with a Geoffrey Looking at the sky full of stars while laying in the sand of the beach is one moment you will remember all your life.
"Yeah! Geoffrey save The day !"
Geoffrey by El psy congro June 5, 2017
A Fun guy to hang out with. He can be very inappropriate at times. A Geoffrey is a great guy to be with if you want a good laugh. He Loves playing cod on the xbox and no matter what you say he will always say its the best. A Geoffrey will never call you names like b*** or anything like that. sometimes to get a good laugh a Geoffrey will stand up when your in the middle of something an yell ''I'M BATMAN '' then sit back down like nothing ever happend. A Geoffrey is a great friend once you get to know him. He is one of the funnest guy friend youll ever have. You surely will always want to keep him in your life.
Girl 1 "whos that kid over there?"
Girl 2 "Thats Geoffrey, He's a coo kid"
Geoffrey by midnight101 January 10, 2013

Geoffrey's Revenge 

Geoffrey's Revenge is a flaming bag of bungle fingers (or indeed a bungle fist) found upon ones doorstep, that can only be dowsed with the merry stampings of the unitiated. Although not exclusive to this, It is most likely found upon the doorstep of Thames telivison staff circa 1992.
'Maude! Maude! Call a Bobby! There's a massive Geoffrey's Revenge on the door step and I fear my slippers can't take it!" - 1992 Thames Television executive, circa 2005
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murderhobo 

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go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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