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Gregorys_crusty_bandaid 

"hey bro Gregorys_crusty_bandaid is so amazing and the best tiktoker"

LT Gregory Foster 

A legendary cop who will one tap criminals and other crazy stuff to protect and serve.
Doughnut operator: and another save by our boy LT Gregory Foster

Dirty Gregory 

When your girl sticks razor blades in her pussy and you fuck her to achieve an improvised circumcision, whilst also putting the both of you in critical condition
Girl: “Are you uncircumcised? Lemme give you a dirty Gregory!”
Dirty Gregory by Sticky Manny December 21, 2022

Gregory house 

the most awsome smart-ass on the planet. His constent rule breaking usually happens to save lives.
lisa cuddy: by doing that you could have killed him

Gregory house: Well... now we have a new option

gregorypecksexual 

someone emotionally attached to Gregory Peck and only Gregory Peck. term (and its flag) created by the old hollywood fandom on grannyissuesfofissues' ig account.
"omg this mf has the gregorypecksexual flag on their pfp, they must be hot as hell"
"yes i'm a sapphic but my heart belongs to dilf gregory peck. yk, i'm something of a gregorypecksexual myself"
gregorypecksexual by crisantem July 18, 2021

Gregory Ryan 

The most white and generic name you will ever find. Nice guy and barely pulls his weight. Greg is the guy who will never study but will somehow pull off 72% to 89% on any math test. Talented dude and VERY aware of it. This is the type of guy who will spend hours practicing his moonwalk, only to be the only one to admire it in the mirror. A great friend and with a great laugh and sense of humour. Such a great friend that his girlfriend is almost his friend. Apart from his hair, moonwalk abilities, friendships and grades, Greg loves the theatre and SNL, a very bad mix when taking part in the school Talent Show. By far, the ABSOLUTE best thing about Greg is without a doubt, and I say this without hesitation and with the most honest opinion, that when confronted by Wonder Woman and her lasso of truth I would not lie, are his AMAZING, TRUSTWORTHY, LOYAL, NEVER-WAVERING, FOREVER SUPPORTIVE AND STUPENDOUS friends. Greg's truly outstanding entourage consists of the semi-Asian, (nerd) short guy, semi-Asian and semi-girlfriend girlfriend, the "not" couple: Strong (wo)man and brutally honest blondie, and the wimpy Italian with the white patch named after a dog from Paw Patrol. These people are truly the best friends a human could possibly have. I'll leave you with this question, does he really deserve them? Or should they replace him with the new guy from B.C.?
Look. It's... Greg? Oh yeah! Gregory Ryan...

-Tim, Tony, Kass, Kev and M-F
Gregory Ryan by Honest_Asian February 24, 2020
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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