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Greenspoint 

Greenspoint is Known for being one of Houston's worst hoods. The business district has a lot of low income housing units along insterstate 45, but there are more offices than bedrooms. Since the 1980s oil glut, the district has remained a hotbed of criminal activity. People who don't live in Greenspoint usually refer to it by its popular moniker: Gunspoint.

Advice for being in Greenspoint:
Don't leave your car alone for long periods.
Greenspoint mall? Forget it.

Don't go looking for trouble because you will find it.
"Im going to Greenspoint for a job interview tomorrow." "oh shit cock the glock and suit up lil homie"
Greenspoint by mr wise3333 February 14, 2018

Greensboro 

Third largest city in North Carolina, largest in Piedmont Triad region. It is home to Lorillard Tobacco, which makes Newport and Maverick cigarettes among others. Has really nice and really cruddy areas, and Wendover Avenue ain't no fun. Good bars and restaurants, shopping, has a water park, museums (ie Civil Rights Museum), an indoor shooting range near Market St/Friendly Ave, and an outdoor shooting range anywhere on South Elm-Eugene Street or Randelman Rd at night.
Passerby: Why are you always smoking Newport menthols?
Me: I'm helping out Greensboro's economy!
Greensboro by ptnc_92 November 20, 2013

Greenspoint 

A neighborhood in Houston established in the 1970s. Known for aging (but tall) office buildings, crime, the declining Greenspoint Mall, and being by and large, "ghetto"
"Greenspoint? You mean Gunspoint?"
Greenspoint by crazyps August 16, 2011

Greenhouse breed 

Like plants that are grown in a greenhouse, can't manage wind or rain. Greenhouse breed humans can't manage different opinions or points of view. They are easily offended by anything, and in most cases, are narrow-minded.
Yesterday I talked with Bob, and he got offended because I didn't like someone's T-shirt. He is such a greenhouse breed.

Greensboro 

GSO, Gboro, The Boro.
A city of the piedmont triad in Guilford County, North Carolina. Population almost 270,000.

Pros: Mostly clean & green.
Downtown is lively.
UNCG!
Good health care.
The public libraries.
The restaurants.

Cons: Sometimes it is impossible to get around slow drivers, smh.
WENDOVER AVENUE TRAFFIC !!
GPS: "Turn right onto Wendover Avenue."
Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

Greensboro.
Greensboro by Dave David November 14, 2012

Greensboro, MD 

Greensboro, MD is a tiny little town surrounded by fields and nothing.

You must drive over 20 miles to the nearest Walmart. And you will do so because there is nothing else to do.

(Unless you count teenage pregnancy and smoking weed).

There are now TWO stop lights!

The largest club around is the Future Farmers of America.

(And even that is 10 miles out of town).

Everyone knows all of your business.
(And if they don't, they will make something up).
"I'm from Greensboro, MD".
"Where?"
"Nowhere".