Greenlanding 

Intentionally misunderstanding someone/ something annoying/ stupid. The phrase originates from a quote John Lennon said in the movie "A Hard Day's Night". A reporter asks him "How did you find America?", to which Lennon answers "Turned left at Greenland."

Ugh, stop greenlanding!

Greenlanding by freddieforreal May 30, 2019

greenwalding

Cherry picking content then spinning it out of context in order to defame someone. Named after lawyer/author Glenn Greenwald.

"Richard Nixon was fond of greenwalding his opponents. Goebbels was a master of the greenwalder's art. Sam Harris is often greenwalded." - Richard Dawkins

greenwalding by donroberto April 11, 2016

greenwalding

The act of misrepresenting a more intelligent person's superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism.

Richard Nixon was fond of greenwalding his opponents. Goebbels was a master of the greenwalder's art. Sam Harris is often greenwalded.

greenwalding by udprovo April 12, 2016

greenwalding

Intentionally misrepresenting someone's views. Just like fake journalist Glenn Greenwald does.

Jim said that I supported the war in Iraq even though I didn't. He's totally greenwalding me. What an asshole....

greenwalding by Aaron17583 May 2, 2019

Greenlandic people 

Eskimo kindest and #5 ugliest people in the world but beautiful at the same time the strongest people you will ever meet

Kevin: omg I wish I was from Greenland
Greenlandic people: yeah it’s greAt

Greenlandic people by Be_the_FLOW November 13, 2019

Greenlandic Redneck 

Appearance fishermen at first glance they might talk very idiotically, they're usually intellectually challenged. And they have very little of common sense as they are derived from social life during the day of fishing, the average fisherman have a dental issues. Also they only wear boots.
Average Greenlandic Redneck stop their education after they have finished public school because they turn their attention to fishing and hunting. Because of their long time hunting and fishing they develop a thing called “fisher accent/language” in which they swing their arms around and wave when they are telling stories and you can usually spot them from far away.

Person 1: I can hear a redneck somewhere
Person 2: How?
Person 1: By how he’s speaking, listen!
Greenlandic Redneck: Tas' unakassangaasi taraajartaale' qaa' aaq

Greenlandic Redneck by B1I6T9C3H January 11, 2021

Greenwalding

getting sexual pleasure from sniffing people's hair.

"And then Chris started Greenwalding me!" said Noura.

Greenwalding by Jessica M Hennessy (peace) November 26, 2007