The state of depression that arises from having stagefright during first time having sex. Results in limp dick with an inability to pleasure either partner.
Dude, did you get laid last night?!
Nah, i had Green Leaf...
Used by adolescents in mid/late 90s, A term shouted by any one person while walking with a group of friends while holding a green leaf, anyone who does not have a green leaf in their possession would get punched/hit until they found/picked up a green leaf.
Friend 1: picks up green leaf while walking with group of peers, shouts "green leaf check"
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Friends scatter to find green leaf while getting punched (usually in arm) by persons with green leaf in hand