Green ween 

When you stuff weed into your dick hole and have a girl proceed to light the top part of the weed and smoke your penis

“I gave this dude a green ween”

Green ween by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Green Ween

Green Ween
(n.) The act of dropping a shot of butterscotch schnapps into a pint of Guinness. The sweet, buttery warmth of the schnapps cuts through the thick, roasted bitterness of the stout in a way that has no right to work as well as it does. Named by someone who was either a genius or already four pints deep — possibly both.

"Bartender looked at me like I was insane, but after his first Green Ween he made three more."
"I came in for one Green Ween and woke up knowing the first names of everyone in the bar."

Green Ween by RegalGreen February 22, 2026

Green-O-Ween

The modern version of St. Patricks Day has become a festival of young loud drunk people dressed in a variety of green clothing. Much like Halloween, March 17th has become "Green-O-Ween"!

Better get your flare ready for Green-O-Ween!

Green-O-Ween by wallytour March 18, 2008

Green-O-Ween

The modern version of St. Patricks Day has become a festival of young loud drunk people dressed in a variety of green clothing. Much like Halloween, March 17th has become "Green-O-Ween"!

Better get your flare ready for Green-O-Ween!

Green-O-Ween by wallytour March 17, 2008

Green weenie 

Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.

Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months

Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering

Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end

Green weenie by Shdylatina November 28, 2019

big green weenie

Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Marine. Getting the "big green weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with duty on a particularly important weekend, getting in trouble for some small petty shit while being in garrison, getting stationed at a shithole like 29 Dumps.
The "big" represents the big bad Marine Corps picking on the little guy, the Marine. The "green" represents the true color of the Corps. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.

LCpl Hooligan: What I got duty again?! Dude Im getting fucked in the ass by the big green weenie!

LCpl Didlysquat: Fa sho.

big green weenie by DvaPac December 24, 2007

the green weenie 

The giant dick of the united states army. Ramming home into every soldiers asshole.

Man the green weenie fucked me again this weekend.

the green weenie by Damaged Duck June 4, 2017