Green ween
When you stuff weed into your dick hole and have a girl proceed to light the top part of the weed and smoke your penis
Green ween by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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Green Ween
Green Ween
(n.) The act of dropping a shot of butterscotch schnapps into a pint of Guinness. The sweet, buttery warmth of the schnapps cuts through the thick, roasted bitterness of the stout in a way that has no right to work as well as it does. Named by someone who was either a genius or already four pints deep — possibly both.
(n.) The act of dropping a shot of butterscotch schnapps into a pint of Guinness. The sweet, buttery warmth of the schnapps cuts through the thick, roasted bitterness of the stout in a way that has no right to work as well as it does. Named by someone who was either a genius or already four pints deep — possibly both.
"Bartender looked at me like I was insane, but after his first Green Ween he made three more."
"I came in for one Green Ween and woke up knowing the first names of everyone in the bar."
"I came in for one Green Ween and woke up knowing the first names of everyone in the bar."
Green Ween by RegalGreen February 22, 2026
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Green-O-Ween
The modern version of St. Patricks Day has become a festival of young loud drunk people dressed in a variety of green clothing. Much like Halloween, March 17th has become "Green-O-Ween"!
Green-O-Ween by wallytour March 18, 2008
Green-O-Ween
The modern version of St. Patricks Day has become a festival of young loud drunk people dressed in a variety of green clothing. Much like Halloween, March 17th has become "Green-O-Ween"!
Green-O-Ween by wallytour March 17, 2008
Green weenie
Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.
Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months
Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering
Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering
Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
Green weenie by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
big green weenie
Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Marine. Getting the "big green weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with duty on a particularly important weekend, getting in trouble for some small petty shit while being in garrison, getting stationed at a shithole like 29 Dumps.
The "big" represents the big bad Marine Corps picking on the little guy, the Marine. The "green" represents the true color of the Corps. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
The "big" represents the big bad Marine Corps picking on the little guy, the Marine. The "green" represents the true color of the Corps. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
LCpl Hooligan: What I got duty again?! Dude Im getting fucked in the ass by the big green weenie!
LCpl Didlysquat: Fa sho.
LCpl Didlysquat: Fa sho.
big green weenie by DvaPac December 24, 2007
the green weenie
the green weenie by Damaged Duck June 4, 2017
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