Green Greek Giant

A tall Greek fuck who is lighting a joint after finishing one.

Hey Green Greek Giant, I am way to high. Don't light up another joint!

by The kreeateor May 5, 2020

Jolly Green Giant

The baddest mother in the fucking valley:

The mighty MH-53 PAVE LOW was friend to downed pilots, SPEC OP types, puppies, and small children everywhere, while at the same time the bane of those unfortunate enough to be in it's gunner's sights.

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"Call in the Jolly Green Giants. We need a ride."

by Darrell Parkhill August 17, 2009

the green giant in the valley

The biggest, meanest, most physically intimidating bully in your environment

among several regional high schools mine was reputed to have the green giant in the valley

by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2015

green giant

a slang term for marijuana

hey you got any green giant?

Marlow was only able to survive the horrors in the jungle of the congo due to the abundance of the green giant

by homebrewed July 8, 2009

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

green giant

A large green or otherwise discolored bowel movement resulting from the consumption of heavily-dyed foods; such as cake frosting or some candies.

"Damn that cake was good!"

"Yeah, but the dark frosting is gonna give me a green giant."

by William Scott February 13, 2008

jolly green giant

a large poop, typically about 5-10 inches in length, that is very green

George had quite the jolly green giant in Barnes and Noble yesterday.

by Tom Clark May 13, 2005