Green God

The God of Marijuana.
Used mostly when you lose or drop some bud on the ground in an outdoor area.

Mat: Shit I think i dropped a little nug
Kody: oh dude dont worry just givin back to the green god.

by Janigga April 12, 2008

What in God's green African jungles??

Another way of asking the infamous question, "what on earth?" while recognizing the almighty God's diverse and most eccentric creation, Africa/Africans.

*arrives home early from vacation and find doors off hinges, roughed-up walls, and a trusted friend wearing my clothes.*

"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O

"Er, I can explain..."

"Please do."

by 0.O September 10, 2013

god's green

weed, marijuana, ganja, kush, pot, grass

Not the devil's lettuce.

After harvasting god's green from the field, they made a mega joint that was so big, it got god high.

by harvester420 August 22, 2017

greek god

1 - Generally a male person with very beautiful lineaments and a very well-built, athletic body.

2 - Gods in Greek mythology.

1 - Mike Wahlberg is such a Greek God!

2 - Hercules is not a Greek God, he was mortal. His father Zeus was a Greek God.

by wouldyou November 23, 2007

Green goddess

Another name for some good weed.

Hey Tommy pass me some more of that green goddess

by Mary Jane 420 October 30, 2013

Greek god

The biggest chad in the world. Body sculpted like a bust of the gods. Probably named fouad. Also has a huge cock

Bruh I’m literally a Greek god. I’m ducking shredded and massive

by Huge cock master February 4, 2019

Hung like a Greek God

A veiled insult. Most statues of Greek Gods showed Greek Gods with small penises.

"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."

Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".

by Ollie Churpuzzi June 3, 2016