11 definitions by Ollie Churpuzzi
Ever since home prices in The Cities started skyrocketing, we got an influx of insufferable citiot mud ducks in Western Wisconsin. You can't even watch a Packer game at the bar anymore without some mud duck chanting skol in the background.
by Ollie Churpuzzi March 21, 2020
A man who specifically dates his friends' ex girlfriends who are on the rebound, usually for the purposes of getting some rebound sex.
"That DeAndre is such a pussy vulture. His roommate Lee just broke up with his girlfriend Lisa, and now he's hitting that girl Lisa hard. DeAndre is such a pussy vulture!"
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 28, 2015
To perform oral sex on a woman while eating a funnel cake out of her.
Was an inside joke in the old Yahoo Chat Pro Wrestling room. Became defictionalized by many frequent chatters.
Was an inside joke in the old Yahoo Chat Pro Wrestling room. Became defictionalized by many frequent chatters.
by Ollie Churpuzzi August 28, 2016
Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021
A girl from the city. City girls, unlike country girls, tend to be tough, worldly and streetsmart. Country girls think city girls are weak, dependent and flaky. But you don't grow up in the middle of the city not knowing how to fend for yourself.
That's because country people love to stereotype things they never see.
That's because country people love to stereotype things they never see.
Country girl: LOL, citygirl. You probably doesn't know how to cook. Your cheesy ranch potatoes probably uses that fancy aged cheddar crap. You probably doesn't know how to fight or drive a real American truck either.
Citygirl: Oh, I know how to cook. My recipe for curry kim bap is in a popular cookbook. My best friend's husband works for a publishing company. He got my recipe published. My best friend and her husband met at a cultural festival 3 years ago, and now they're inseparable. My best friend is where I learned how to make curry kim bap from. You see, her dad's Indian and her mom's Korean. They mixed the two foods together so they can enjoy each other's cultures. We grew up eating that stuff. Her mom and my best friend thought my take on the kim bap was so good, that my recipe should be the one published, not hers.
Speaking of my best friend, I met my best friend at taekwondo practice when I was 6 years old. She's not only my best friend, she's also been my sparring partner for 20 years. We were at each other's first, second and 3rd degree black belt ceremonies. I don't drive an American truck. They don't come with standard transmissions.. Real women know how to drive sticks.
The most annoying thing about driving a stick is some jackass in a big giant truck who thinks you're starting and stopping every time you shift gears. It's like they've never seen a stick shift before.
So tell me more about your cheesy ranch potatoes, your trucks and how well you can fight?
Citygirl: Oh, I know how to cook. My recipe for curry kim bap is in a popular cookbook. My best friend's husband works for a publishing company. He got my recipe published. My best friend and her husband met at a cultural festival 3 years ago, and now they're inseparable. My best friend is where I learned how to make curry kim bap from. You see, her dad's Indian and her mom's Korean. They mixed the two foods together so they can enjoy each other's cultures. We grew up eating that stuff. Her mom and my best friend thought my take on the kim bap was so good, that my recipe should be the one published, not hers.
Speaking of my best friend, I met my best friend at taekwondo practice when I was 6 years old. She's not only my best friend, she's also been my sparring partner for 20 years. We were at each other's first, second and 3rd degree black belt ceremonies. I don't drive an American truck. They don't come with standard transmissions.. Real women know how to drive sticks.
The most annoying thing about driving a stick is some jackass in a big giant truck who thinks you're starting and stopping every time you shift gears. It's like they've never seen a stick shift before.
So tell me more about your cheesy ranch potatoes, your trucks and how well you can fight?
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016
An immigrant to any country who immigrated to a country while they were young. Stroller immigrants can be legal (Had their health and criminal records checked and allowed into the country) or illegal (Overstayed their visas or sneeked into the country), but usually, they're legal. They also adopted the culture of the host country to varying degrees.
Sanjay: Dude, I'm from another country. I know what it's like to be an immigrant.
Taylor: You came here when you were 5, Jay. You're 35. You've been in this country longer than I have been. And I was born here. You used to play lacrosse in high school, you're the best snowboarder I've ever known. Your curries taste blander than tater tots. And to boot, I saw you play cricket with your family. They're always complaining about how you hold a cricket bat over your shoulders like a baseball bat. They had to say it in English because you don't speak a word of Hindi.
You're just a stroller immigrant. You're really an American at heart. Now let's go get some pizza, Jay
Sanjay: You're right, Taylor.
Taylor: You came here when you were 5, Jay. You're 35. You've been in this country longer than I have been. And I was born here. You used to play lacrosse in high school, you're the best snowboarder I've ever known. Your curries taste blander than tater tots. And to boot, I saw you play cricket with your family. They're always complaining about how you hold a cricket bat over your shoulders like a baseball bat. They had to say it in English because you don't speak a word of Hindi.
You're just a stroller immigrant. You're really an American at heart. Now let's go get some pizza, Jay
Sanjay: You're right, Taylor.
by Ollie Churpuzzi August 27, 2015
A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.
The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 7, 2016