Green Apple Quickstep

Squirty shits that often result in eating an Apple before its ripe. Usually come on quickly and without warning. Causing the victim to make a run for the nearest crapper.
Look at that stinky Pedro run, boy must have a case of the Green Apple Quickstep.
by its426 October 23, 2003
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Diarrhea. Specifically, the gut wrenching stomach twisting kind of diarrhea that results from an over-indulgence of green apples or food poisoning. It's characterized by arapid and often unexpected onset.
That meal gave me a bad case of the backdoor green apple quicksteps.
by (]ieHar[) May 14, 2009
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