Greek Coffee Cup

When 30+ males defecate, urinate and ejaculate into a bathtub and then you bathe in it.

Me and the track team had a Greek coffee cup last night and now I feel so exfoliated.

by Henrik Van LickMaiAnus January 15, 2011

Greek coffee

When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer

“Cream or sugar today sir?”

“No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”

by TheCiscoKidd November 4, 2020

Greek Coffee

Someone who goes to get a cup of coffee at the dead of night at the only place that’s open (i.e., a greek restaurant).

This port authority cop took me out to get a greek coffee instead of drinking at my place.

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 20, 2025