Lemke 

A great parking spot. Usually close to the entrance.

The parking lot was full, but I ended up getting a lemke right in front.

Lemke by Naydoo December 24, 2018

Lemke 

Former second baseman Mark Lemke of the Atlanta Braves, 1988-1997. On the 1995 World Series Champion team. Also referenced numerous times on HomestarRunner.com

Lemke was a man....uh.....he was a short man!.....err......maybe he was just short......but he was still LEM-KE!!!!!!!!!

Lemke by yo mama July 20, 2003

Lemke 

A girl that is a total tease. A huge flirt. A girl that asks a guy out to a function such as a party and then also invites at least 5 to 10 other guys. A girl who will talk to you at a bar, touch your arm and tell you how into you she is then will go to the bathroom and do the same thing to every other guy she runs across along the way there and back.

Dude, she's a total lemke!

Lemke by cashlion September 19, 2009

Lemke 

A type of class where one does little/no work and plots to bring down the man. Financial backing provided by Chattahoochee Tech/The souls of the innocent.

Person 1: I'm taking a Lemke class this semester!

Person 2: OMGWTF!!!111!

Lemke by --- September 7, 2003

lemke 

It has something to do with the shower... or not. Homestars 14th homepage

Look, look at the word lemke!

lemke by logan May 22, 2004

Lemke 

When someone pretends to be more successful than they truly are.

Did you see that? His cheap ebayed "professional" shoes prove that he's pulling a total Lemke!

Lemke by Whats in a name? October 21, 2007

lemke 

An activity or person(s) that has become lame or disappointing.

These people are lemke. This place is lemke. That shit is lemke.

lemke by Tony Freddo September 13, 2009