great american 

1.to be in agreement with Sean Hannity
2.caller on the Sean Hannity show.
3.a mocking term of right wing fanatics.

After the caller of the hannity show was done speaking Sean replied,"thank you for a great american."

great american by dave anderson October 31, 2004

Great American 

A bowl that is packed with tobacco at the bottom, weed in the middle, and kief at the top.

Person 1:"I just snapped a Great American and I can't feel my face right now"
Person 2:"At least you're not yacking like Martín over there"

Great American by Chiefsosa33 November 17, 2017

Great American Cookies 

The place to get the best tasting cookies in the country, including Original Chocolate Chip, M&M, Sugar, Snickerdoodle, Peanut Butter, Double Fudge, Pecan Supreme, and many more. They also sell brownies, cookie cakes and cookie cake slices, Double Doozies, and some locations sell cupcakes and Icees. They are way better than their competitors Nestle. At one time owned by Mrs. Fields and now owned by NexCen, Great American Cookies became an instant retail phenomenon in 1977 when the first store opened in Atlanta, Georgia’s Perimeter Mall. Founded on the strength of a generations-old family chocolate chip cookie recipe, the company eventually set the standard for gourmet cookie sales in shopping centers nationwide. Their mission statement is simply: "Share the Fun of Cookies."

Kid at the Altamonte mall: "Yo I only got a couple bucks and I'm hungry..."
Friend: "Let's go get cookies from Great American Cookies. They're pretty cheap and they taste great."

Great American Cookies by Jace555 May 2, 2009

Great American Race 

A tournament which includes teams of 3, a 30 case of beer, an 1/8 of weed, a large pizza, and a 500 piece puzzle. First team to finish all 4 wins!

It is important that all supplies are from the same place
i.e pizza from the same hut
weed from the same dealer
same brand of beer
same puzzle
otherwise others might have an unfair advantage.

All team members must start attempting to finish all obstacles at the same time. For instance, you cannot finish the puzzle then start drinking. Or have one team member focus on smoking and another on eating.

Have fun!!

I'm competeting in the Great American Race tonight. If I die, tell my mother I love her.

Great American Race by magatron February 9, 2009

Great American Challenge 

When a group consisting of four people attempt to consume 2 large pizzas, a thirty pack of beer, a 5th of hard alcohol, and an 1/8th of marijuana.

Dude! The Great American Challenge got us so fucked up last night!

Great American Challenge by Faukin Billy Fauk October 19, 2010

Great American Novel 

What every blogger is writing in their spare time, when not at work, parenting or surfing the internet

"What do you do?"

"I blog about my adventures as a free-lance giraffe catcher, and in my free time, I'm writing the Great American Novel"

Great American Novel by thepsychobabble July 27, 2009

Great American Hair Cape 

A mullet. A hair style that is noticeably longer in the back than it is in the front.

"Ladies and gentleman, let us all rise to salute The Great American Hair Cape" said the proud, teary-eyed emcee.

Great American Hair Cape by Pompadork September 21, 2009