Definitions by Pompadork

Dork Stub 

A tiny ponytail on a man, esp. one that sticks out straight.

"Nice DORK STUB, douchebag!"

Dork Stub by Pompadork September 21, 2009

Great American Hair Cape 

A mullet. A hair style that is noticeably longer in the back than it is in the front.

"Ladies and gentleman, let us all rise to salute The Great American Hair Cape" said the proud, teary-eyed emcee.

Great American Hair Cape by Pompadork September 21, 2009