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greasy pig 

when you are f**k'n an abnormally big women in the ass and she squirts out a little diarrhea
man i was smashed last night and got the greasy pig
greasy pig by ricky big cock February 4, 2010
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Greasy Pig 

A morbidly obese girl often seen with billigerent men.
Savy is the king of Greasy Pigs.
Greasy Pig by Nick Lason September 16, 2010

greasy-pig 

To be a greasy-pig you must in any situtation come out on top.
Mudt be good rail job the greasy-pig on it.
greasy-pig by dingdong December 9, 2008

Greasy War Pig

A heavyset girl; usually unattractive, but good enough to sleep with if one is sufficiently impaired.

See also GWP or G dub P.
Where are all the hotties at? I guess I'm gonna have to hunt down a greasy war pig tonight.
Greasy War Pig by davemcnasty July 10, 2011

Grease PIG 

also know as a flop dick, some one of no importance. Or says things of no importance. A really dumb fuck.
Your fat Beth .... Fuck you Grease PIG
Grease PIG by Steven January 21, 2004

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass 

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

Grease Pigeon 

A disgusting person who does not groom themselves well.
Grease Pigeon by SoySauce69420 April 29, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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