Greasy War Pig

A heavyset girl; usually unattractive, but good enough to sleep with if one is sufficiently impaired.

See also GWP or G dub P.

Where are all the hotties at? I guess I'm gonna have to hunt down a greasy war pig tonight.

by davemcnasty May 22, 2011

Capne

Acne on someones head (or slang 'cap'). Pimples on one's cap.

What are you complaining about capne for, bro? I've got sacne and shaftne to worry about.

by davemcnasty November 18, 2010

Pucks

Small, thin burgers; shaped similarly to hockey pucks. The term is mostly associated with McDonald's cheeseburgers.

We gotta stop by WacArnolds man....I could really go for a couple 'a pucks!

by davemcnasty November 18, 2010

GWP

Abbreviation for Greasy War Pig. A heavyset girl; usually unattractive, but good enough to sleep with if one is sufficiently impaired.

Brian loves the GWPs....he's the GWP Hunter!

by davemcnasty May 22, 2011

Proud a you

A complimentary phrase one might make to another person, accompanied by a 'pat' on the head, or a 'boop' with the finger on the nose, to distract the recipient from a booger being wiped on them.

Originally seen in Family Guy, episode: "Stewie Kills Lois."

Lawyer: Chris, have you ever seen your father do anything bad?

Chris: Well...now that you mention it...

FLASHBACK TO:

Peter picks his nose. He tries to flick his booger off of his index finger. It won't budge.

Peter: Hey Meg..................Proud a you.

Peter strokes her head. The booger sticks.

by davemcnasty November 18, 2010