Grease head
Grease head by Christine November 8, 2003
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Greasy Square Head
A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?
(working at McDonalds)
Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!
Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...
Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!
Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...
Greasy Square Head by BaconEh September 23, 2016
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greasehead
-someone who wears a bit of black
-someone who doesn't like to follow a trend because it's blaitantly STUPID LOOKING
-a girl with short hair
-a boy with long hair
in fact, it doesn't even matter if you have greasy hair any more. It's just a stupid label, which sounds stupid coming from the mouth of a skinny spotty chav with slicked back hair. Argh.
-someone who doesn't like to follow a trend because it's blaitantly STUPID LOOKING
-a girl with short hair
-a boy with long hair
in fact, it doesn't even matter if you have greasy hair any more. It's just a stupid label, which sounds stupid coming from the mouth of a skinny spotty chav with slicked back hair. Argh.
Saff: "They've shortened greasehead to just grease now because they can't be bothered to say it"
Mary: "soon it will be just gr. and then just a wave of the hand. and then just a quick glance in the general direction"
lol
Mary: "soon it will be just gr. and then just a wave of the hand. and then just a quick glance in the general direction"
lol
greasehead by _Katie_ June 20, 2006
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