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-someone who wears a bit of black
-someone who doesn't like to follow a trend because it's blaitantly STUPID LOOKING
-a girl with short hair
-a boy with long hair

in fact, it doesn't even matter if you have greasy hair any more. It's just a stupid label, which sounds stupid coming from the mouth of a skinny spotty chav with slicked back hair. Argh.

Saff: "They've shortened greasehead to just grease now because they can't be bothered to say it"
Mary: "soon it will be just gr. and then just a wave of the hand. and then just a quick glance in the general direction"

lol

greasehead by _Katie_ June 20, 2006

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GrateHead

A blowjob from a man or woman wearing braces.

"Dude Katie gave me gratehead. It hurt like hell."

GrateHead by Detective_ October 8, 2014

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grapehead

an amazing guy with purple hair. hell yeah.

Girl1: omg look at that guy's hair. it's purple.
Girl2: yeah, he's such a grapehead.

grapehead by james-in-a-box May 2, 2009

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Creasehead

When a man is acting batty he is known as a creasehead

Ay yo jahn ur a creasehead

Creasehead by Tmjzl March 18, 2020

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Greathead

The mintest thing in the world, nothing can compare to a Greathead because it is just pure greatness. Nothing can alter its greatness whatsoever because it is 100% immortal and its beauty lies in the fact that it never grows old and will always remain beautiful and youthful until the end of time.

When is a leaf not a leaf? When it is just beautiful. Greathead is very much similar to this.

Greathead by William Oliver Sykes October 1, 2010

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greasepad

a particularly greasy trackpad on a laptop; usually resulting from eating while browsing the web or playing WOW

Jon: Here, use my laptop.
Mike: I'm not touching that thing, just look at that greasepad! Disgusting!

greasepad by roflcrazynerd March 11, 2009

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Grease head

people whos hair is really ghetto, and baby oil vasiline greasy.

Oh god will those stuptid grease heads just leave me be!

Grease head by Christine November 8, 2003

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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